This is a mirror of this Reddit post I made some years ago. This should also be archived on the internet archive and archive.ph, but I like the idea of having my own personal backup. As I've had to reformat every link here, I'd expect there to be an error.

Pimp My Ride's Xzibit - Who is the weakest character who can defeat him?

At the beginning of every episode of Pimp My Ride, the show's star, X-to-the-Z Xzibit casually flexes his supernatural abilities. For the safety of mankind, someone has documented his abilities here. (Archive.ph mirror of the video).

A brief summary of abilities, feats, and other important information I am certain about:

• Can create at least ten clones of himself at will. As far as I can tell these clones have the same abilities he does. They appear to be intelligent enough to be their own person, as they can communicate with each other, change into different clothes, and read.
• Can teleport at will, although range is not known.
• Can turn himself, and other objects, invisible.
• Appears to be able to manipulate the speed of time, as shown by the way he can slow down and speed up while walking, and the rapid camera acceleration when approaching him. (Example 1, Example 2)
• Has the ability to see ghosts or others who may not be visible to everyone, as proven from the times he greets people while walking down a clearly empty street. (Example 1, Example 2)
• Is able to scale walls of at least his own height.
• Can jump the width of one train track (anywhere between 1.42m and 1.46m). In this same example, we can also see two ghost clones phasing through each other as they prove his jumping distance.
• Can appear to jump roughly 80% of his own height.
• I believe Xzibit has the ability to manipulate what opponents can see, as shown when he creates splitscreen effects to view himself from multiple angles.
• Has mastered the art of confusing opponents through nonsensical movements.
• Can manipulate matter. At the end of the same clip, he chooses to make a car visible again, in an area he has just walked through multiple times. It's easy to assume the car is cloaked and then dropped from the sky, as his other abilities suggest, but I believe he has the ability to manipulate materials to the point where he can pass through even solid matter. In the following clip he walks through a busy street, apparently simply passing through fast moving traffic, and in a later clip he transforms a Ford Taurus into a Ford GT.
• Both knows how to, and is willing, to throw punches.
• He has access to a negative dimension, which he can appear to enter and leave at will. By slapping people he can push people into it, although it is unknown if they can also stay there.
• Can make cars fall from the sky.
• Xzibit has lightning powers, powerful enough to take out his own clones.
• He can cause living organisms to combust.
• Can run at high speeds, seemingly without getting tired.
• Is close enough to aliens to have access to their mothership, seemingly a species advanced enough to be able to launch their mothership for the sole purpose of introducing an episode of Pimp My Ride.
• Potentially has telekinesis, as a camera is repelled away from a person and brought back to him in a much more rough and unsteady motion in this clip. I believe this is because rather than using his time manipulation abilities, he has lifted up a cameraman unexpectedly, and as a result they are panicking while Xzibit flies them around.
• Has superspeed reaction times. While driving through a busy city, Xzibit uses his time manipulation to accelerate time and reduce the journey to mere seconds. In doing so, he reacts to lane changes, other traffic, and pedestrians with ease despite the journey being so fast we can't even see all of it.
• Xzibit can create lignting strikes at will. He can also slide down lightning like a fireman's pole.
• Can fly.
• Can create blinding flashes of light.
• Can either manipulate friction, to slide across the floor with ease, or owns Heelys (equally powerful).

In addition to these abilities shown in the intro, in every episode of Pimp My Ride Xzibit causes anyone he meets to go into a frenzy when they meet him. The exception to this is his crew, who appear to have built up a tolorance from knowing him for so long.

Xzibit also has a host of sidekicks, Lil Jon, chamillionaire, and Fat Joe.

• Chamillionaire - Can appear to clone himself and turn invisible.
• Lil Jon - Can appear to do the same, but is comfortable with producing more clones.
• Fat Joe - Has no abilities.

POV - It's your last moments after challenging Xzibit.

Round 1 - Deathmatch in a closed arena. Standard weapons the character would have on them in every day combat. Xzibit is alone.

Round 2 - In the streets of LA, with Xzibit and his sidekicks against the character.